“Do tell us at once, Captain Middlebury, what that strange object might be,” cried Mrs. Rawlings. “I, for one, have never seen such a curiosity in all the county. Surely it is another of your wonderful importations from abroad.” Continue reading
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Nostradamus reviews Japanese DIY candy
Only the immortal prophet knows whether this is sushi or candy. Continue reading
Emily Dickinson reviews Japanese candy
The gloom of night is swept away
As by a scouring broom—
Dawn’s golden-fingered beams reveal
A curious mushroom. Continue reading
Laura Ingalls Wilder reviews a candy bar
The bright circle of lamplight fell across shining plates heaped with Ma’s good bread.
“Here’s something to round out the supper, girls,” said Pa. Continue reading
e.e. cummings reviews a candy bar
on a
blueeyed
dish lies
this
pinkandsilver wrapped
strawberry thing Continue reading
Dorothy Parker reviews a candy bar
Into these trembling hands has lately fallen a candy bar that promised sweet deliverance from the bitter reapings of the sober life. From Japan, land of the raisin rum, came a peculiar variety of Kit Kat infused with the savor of demon alcohol. Continue reading
Hunter S. Thompson reviews a candy bar
My mind became twisted and frenzied. The flavor of milk chocolate flowed through me, but beneath it was something bitter and sinister, a suspicious suggestion of legal pharmaceuticals chewed in a desperate attempt to keep the madness of the wild Kumamon at bay. Continue reading
